I know, right?

I received these texts from the middle school lunchroom the other day:

E:  There was a thing on the big TV's in the cafeteria that says "Adopt a grandparent" so can I adopt you?

Me: I don't think that's they are saying.  They want some other person to experience your wonderful personality. Volunteer work with older people who think they would like to hang out with you.

E: Who knew?  Anyway, I've already adopted you.

Me: Yay?

E:  I can treat you like a child.

Me:  You already do.

E: IKR?

Ok, this is where I need someone to adopt me.  Perhaps it will be Google.  I look up the meaning of "IKR."

Definition - I know right! 

Yep. Right. 💗